This is what I'm working with here

Don't enjoy your life, you fat looser.

To be fair, this was out the front of Dan Murphy's/

This is in the toilets of a shopping centre called "Cockburn Central". Everyone else pronouces is "Coburn"
NOT ME.

This dolphin statue was modeled on the most popular hip tattoo of Rockingham's female population

Rockingham is gorgeous. When you are looking out to sea.

This is a Little Corella. I live near a golf course and there are heaps of awesome native birds nearby.

Special K is reading this. I think it's safe to judge this book by it's cover.

Smurf. Stop washing yourself SO LOUDLY